Jill is using Windows Movie maker for editing, She begins with Winnie the Pooh song. Words
come up on screen, John and Notnurie and thier wedding date (and conception date)
And Cue the first of what i'm sure is MANY MANY MANY MANY picture montages.
Jonathan Daniel Hill (LORD DANIEL) 30 secs in little babby jon Wearing Pooh. another minute of Jon Growing up pictures, he at least had genuine smiles in his childhood photos...
Now Kaylee Arlissa Rodrigues. Jill is naturally in 90% OF Notnuries pictures, a child born in 2001 had typically 80's hair and clothes compared to Jon's family... Some photos are stretched so badly the distortion is so crazy, Bear in mind i'm 2.29 seconds and one glass of wine in.
The montage enters into pics of the happy couple, Kaylee Former dead doe eyes do soften when Jon is near so that's cute. Thier engagement pics are awkward as hell but they are better then nuries! Jill Natrally dressed IDENTICAL to the newly engaged notnurie, Hoping JON would want her instead i bet.
4.44 i think this montage might be done i was wrong.
5:10 it is actually done. Jill comes on screen. She explains she is very tired decorating the church but it's okay it's memories. She shows Walmart decor and bubble for the guests, programs, Did Nurie have programs?? the guest book, and arch with chairs on the opposite side to the room, The entrance where they walk in, they'd have to walk around the arch to sit on the chairs She said they have to decorate the arch and points out the boxes of junk on the ground. Okay so she turns the camera and it actually extra seating for the guests to watch the ceremony. She goes into another room to see a production line set up Nurthan are pre plating snacks for the receptions, so they'll be stale for the guests. She filem Timmay helping, he smiles at her longingly and she fixes his collar, He then can't look her in the eye.. poor timmay, No Airplane touches him like that. Sam and Gabe are cyran wrapping them, She then shows Kaylee eating and she shriggles (shrill giggles) and they show off her white nails. Cut to the boys singing my Favourite things, in a silly tone this is met with laughter. Timm then realises she was filming and looks embarrassed yelling mama! she laughs.
8:42 Rehearsal dinner 4th November. so the plates were at best made on the 4th! no worse the Thursday was the 3rd so the snack plates are 2 days old when they receive them yuck. okay sorry rehearsal night, jill enter the event, everyone is laughing having a nice time, the rehearsal night is in the church, and they sort of ignore her presence. that is until someone films JILL doing a speech her, and Shrek are wearing Hawaiian shirts it looks like. She thanks The Hills for raising Jon then cries describing her diligent daughter, and it grateful she is only 5 miles away, David confirms Kaylee is sweet, and didn't give them any trouble, he looks forward to what god would do with Kaylee's life. Jons dad has a speech which she cuts almost instantly, he says Jon liked to sit with his grandmother at church, then Jill compares her son in laws with hot sauce, She proudly says JON can eat a whole glob of hot Sause and doesn't flinch, but Nathan has a DOT, Timmay then shouts out (AND STILL GAGS) cue Laughing then Jill directs back to Jon and Kaylee saying thank you again to BOB and SARAH for raising a son to marry their daughter. Kaylee then talks up he parents and JON too it's all the same shit. Thanks Mum and Dad Rodrigues for raising a godly woman.
15.37 The bridal party practices walking down the aisle. Including, Turtleneck Trish, the wheelchair was right there! Sadly Trish looks bearly with it, Jill happily watches her basically carried down the aisle. So Cruel and so Sad. The parents and the bridal party walk down, the little kids look so excited Janessa walks down the aisle. RENEE looks so pretty.
18.12 Jill finally walks down the Aisle with Kaylee and Shrek. Kaylee is wearing a gorgeous black and gold dress that she ruins with a t shirt underneath, BUT it still shows off her body in a not very NIKE way.
18:44 Jill stage managers everything arguing with the photographer who is more patient then me haha at around 19:00 she lets the Kaylee actually on the stage next to Jonathan and they hold hands.
19.37 Jill must practice her SING-GING Emphasis on the G.
20 mins ish. they are having a drink and filing more in to the church unsure whats happening tbh.
21.09 Jonathan and Kaylee with their marriage licence. followed by a montage of the rehersal. one photo shows it's a tight squeeze for Jill Shrek and Kaylee to walk down the aisle.. I'd hate to be sitting at the end... The photo montage shows, Kaylee and Jon singing together, the rod fam singing together and them coming back down the aisle
22.51 The wedding day begins. Cute video of the nurthling #1 playing I'm noting here that Jill wrote 5th of November 2023 as the wedding date in this section. Nathan is watching over Nehimiah, dressed for the wedding in a little tan suit, can't help but see how cute he is.
23:09 The girls are ready, posing of the camera with thier messy down hair and thier cheap walmart dresses! They are a the picture of tacky 80's wedding. All the little girls are ready, with thier hair up! Jill's hair is high and almost reaching jesause she is also wearing a white jacket, to her wedding.
it was at this point I checked my video settings the quality is awful, I upped my settings to 1080p and it still looks like an 80's video, matches the wedding theme i guess. The bridesmaids dress is quite flattering on Nuries' Belly Kaylee's veil is shiny!
24.26, the little girls are wearing dresses similar shade to Renee and despite them being modest, Jill has them in white under shirts.
24.47 We've arrived at the BARN. Imma need a minute and another glass of wine to continue Consider this part one!
PART TWO:
24.50 Camera walks into the Barn to see a seating chart the writing on it, is poor and it reads Pind your seat Other than that not much to snark on decor wise, I mean it's not style but it looks lovely. Nice linens, Wood cut centerpieces Very rustic,
26:08 Crockpot Buffett, 16 of them I counted, plastic plates and over all already 1000 times better then Nuries!
26.50 cuts back to the boys getting ready, they are playing with white balloons haha very nice. and they are all struggling with thier boutonnière , then more random footage i think Jill left in as it looks like there were loads of guests.
27.25 It's another montage this time of professional pics, of the boys club getting ready. Some really awkward shots but overall okay, Special mention for the superman shot of Jon; The one best man wearing sunnies like he's ashamed to be there. The montage then shifts to pictures of the reception barn.
28:06 Kaylee getting ready picture montage continued they are good, A lot of empahasis of the flower crown, everyone seems to be pictured fixing it.
28:35- All the budget was used for the photos and decor so Kaylee had to arrive in the ROD BUS. They all walk through a back entrance into the church. Nurie on the way in sees a relative, i think it's the severely paraplegic amy fosters twin sister (I've genuinely forgot her name) She instantly switches to Shiliggling
29.33 Kaylee has a moment of realization, " I can't believe it's today" she's not giggling or baby talking she's genuinely in disbelief. Jill musn't be in the room they are just having a normal conversation!
Ode to joy sounds and they show invited guests.
31.14 It begins, the family is being walked down the aisle by attendants
33.02, The groom walks in and his men. the white carpet it rolled out. The photographers skirt is tight and has a split in it NIKE!
33:42 The bridal party is being corraled by Jill, Jill had to chase sophia and she is PISSED no dinner for you missy! And here comes the fun part, they walk down the aisle.
I'm at 34 mins and want this show to hurray up...
The rod girls are all bridesmaids. Each gets their own moment, which is nice.
36:23 Here comes Jill, being escorted by Her Man and The bride.for some reason this part has NO Sound, just a slow walk to the second aisle. at
37 mins I'm deafened by the sound kicking back in. I still have an hour and 2 mins to go....
The bridal march sounds, they all rise, the cameraman turns to Jonathan and he is legit about to wet his pants, he is so thrilled. Kaylee too, Shrek walks up smiling and Jill too, i think the aisle has been widene, theres enough space now. LUCKY they rehearsed!
38.36 They make it to the end of the aisle, Shrek gives away, kaylee alone, He said, I do and not her mother and I., They pull her veil back and she walks up and it's straight to do you take this woman. WOW straight into it. i've just hit 39 mins and we're we already here! I scared what the next hour will bring!
The both say I do i think Can bearly hear them but then the priest invites David to share the word of the lord. He thanks them for being good children and makes a little joke. He mentions Hebrew chapter 13 verse 4 marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous. Hebrews 13:4, KJV: Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge..
He carries on about biblical marriage and covenant and Courtship, he dropped that they were introduced by the covett family. and how they aren't meant to touch each other until marriage.
at 48 minutes a baby cries and I am right there with them. Shrek is still going.
52.35 FINALLY shrek is done and it's time for the vows Jonathan promises the world to Kaylee, then finally Timmya turns on the mic and we can hear him. Kaylee says hers that she promises her womb to god to choose the size of thier family...
55:42- The Rodrigues Family sings Jills Dads favourite hymn, I'm fast fowarding.
58:03 they are still singing while Kaylee anf Jon do a unity braid
58: 39 and I'm watching on mute JILL is still singing
59:23 Kaylee and Jonathan Pray for This torture to end. me too guys she won;t shut up.
100.29 It's time for the Parental Prayer and Blessing. So finally Jilly bean should fall silent!
103.33 Kaylee and Jonathan hand flowers out to thier moms and grandmothers It's s truly lovely moment when she gives them to TT, I hope she knows who kaylee is.Davids mom also get one. Jonathan gives his out too. it's a sweet moment.
105.08 Jonathan and Kaylee sing to each other. Sorry guys I didn't sign up for this MUTE
109.05 Jonathan Granddad is preaching I hope he's gonna declare them husband and wife soon...
He talks about symbols and how giving away the bride symbols transfer of responsibility for the bride etc.
112.02 They are husband and wife, Boss and Helpmeet etc
112.23 Now you may kiss the bride, Kaylee goes in for it haha She's like OH FUCK YES! She then wipes happy tear from Jonny's face. that's cute haha
112.42 Then then make them kiss again, oh wait no it's a repeat. They walk down the aisle and Kiss again though.
The bridal party then walks back down the aisle, Nathan swaps with One of the RODLETS so he can walk with Nurie and Kisses dramatically kisses her in the background, think inmate 42501-509 at Jills and Dericks wedding.
115.19 The bridal party forms a kind of honourline for the guests as the leave the church.Jill comes out patting her self on the back as the colours looks so beautiful. Timothy pushes trish in her wheel chair back down the aisle and she is holding her bouquet still. Lots of side hugs as they are congratulated.
118.09 Jill is seen wetting herself talking to some amish women
118:58 Jonathan and Kaylee Hill leave for photos and reception. Bet the guests can't wait for their crockpot feast after their stale 2 day old plated snacks. They get into a car and this is the first time they've ever been alone!
120.29 They arrive, ROD Van leading the pack, beeping thier horns Or hooters whatever you call them, They pose for the step photos, and then we go inside, cameraperson does a walk around at the decor we've already seen. Then, The Hills are announced and seated, JROD AND SHREK, Then all the kids. In case you are interested
Flowergirl: Sophia was escorted by Groomsman Samuel Rodrigues
Junior Bridesmaid: Sadie was escorted by Phillip Rodrigues
Junior Bridesmaid: Olivia Rodrigues escorted by Timothy Rodrigues (Tim Bows at his name 😏)
Bridesmaid: Hannah Rodrigues escorted by Samuel Hill
Bridesmaid: Tessie Rodrigues was escorted by Josiah Hill
Matron?: Nurie Keller and Groomsmen Nathan Keller
Maid of Honor: Renee Rodrigues and Best man Timothy Hill
Flower girls Jessica Hill and Janessa Rodrigues escorted by Bobby Hill
and Finally Mr and Mrs Jonathan Hill. they are one. They have another little kiss.
They sit at the bridal table with thier PARENTS, this i find so weird! is this a fundie thing? or an American thing? typically in Australia You either have the bridal party or a sweetheart table. The poor kids are about to get in their chair and they all start hitting thier glasses, so they have to kiss again.
The MC thanks the people for waiting and bridal party for taking photos He runs though how FOOD will work and IT"S ALL FUCKING SOUP!!! 16 Crockpots of soup buffett! and 2 days old snacks!
they say grace hoping for no food poisoning.
126.21 - gives you a look through the food, bread,i think a baked rice thing,then the soups, chicken noodle, beef stew etc.
127.17 The Hills cut thier cake, they feed each other and kiss again (should have ran a kiss comp, made some $$) This then rolls into a montage of wedding pics
129.52 which is a pic that show off Jill's chins, not an accidental plural, plexus seems to be not working jilly bean.
130.01- pictures in the montage are of receptions spreechs (Preachy speechs) it looks like she has spared us the horror of listening to them..
130.16 Theres a magic show of entertainment, The big box is a trick where Kaylee Dissapears and Re appears. Jonathan looked so happy with only change to touch a woman, reappeared...
130.42 Kaylee in Jonathan leave to consummate the marriage we all know that's the most important thing here!
130.48 Kaylee "vlogs" on a camcorder they brought it to save the memories. She is talking in her regular voice and no baby talk and They both look so happy, Kaylee tells us, while filming Jon that they are in dakota to see mt rushmore. Jonathan looks at her briefly smiles a little and says That camera should be on you! You can tell it's because he thinks she is beautiful, and it's said very sweetly (1.31.10 to see this sweetness) Jonathan hears music in one of the shops and he dances a little, making KAYLEE Giggles sweetly. OK these two are adorable. They way he looks at her is <3
Watch from 1.30.48 onwards if you want to see two cute kids enjoying each other.. I can't snark on this. at 1:34:07 Kaylee is saying how gorgeous the Views are and Jonathan say hand me the camera so i can show you something even more gorgeous and he pans it to her! Yes Jon treat her like a queen! The rapport these two have is so nice, It seems like Kaylee bagged a good one!
138.25. Kaylee and Jon have chosen a verse of encouragement to share, Jill COPYRIGHTS the entire video by simply writing copyright Jan 2023.
