Port Aransas- Texsas The best beach in Texas According to Google the heathen
00:05- Jill films NURTHAN, paddling. Her voice Shrills as she informs the viewer that being
pregnant doesn't slow nurie down too much, as they paddle past the boys in a boat and then Anna Duggars Brothers capsizes
00:14- intro plays of SEVERELY Honky Tonk Music, with a slide show of photos and Talking themselves up for a minute.This goes into an introdution of each of the kids, Thier "Ministries"
01:37-
Jilly Films them all siting in the car, parked on the ferry, cut to the them drving on the rd after coming off the ferry. One of the little girls randomly says "I love you mommy" which is met with a highpitched "AWWWWEEES" I'm wearing headphones so as not to interrupt my family and I want to throw them and myself out the window. The Headphones not my family.
02:23- They arrived at a beautiful NOT barndominium Not hate it looks like a beautiful house...
Queue pictures of handwritten bible tracts, and bible at the gorgeous plantation shutters.
02:31- The girls have bunk beds in a cupboard. I'm kidding almost but still probably have more space in those beds then they do at home. The older girls have beds and one of the boys looks to be on the floor.I think it's gabriel ,Janessa is in a portacot. Phillip and Samuel Have an awful flowery upholstered bed head, Jilldo didn't show her and shrek's bedchamber, of which i am glad, I had an awful feeling i'd see shreks come hither look and i wasn't ready for that.
Praise Jesus i wasn't subjected to this!
02:50- Careful not to show what she fed them for Breakfast, she shows the back of the house, some paddle boards a raft etc. The children coming down in day clothes to play
03:20- I didn't have to wait long to see the clip she showed at the beginning. Copy and Paste first bit here Then they all laugh at Nathan falling off. Saying that's what he gets for trying to get the boys wet?? this wasn't noticable in the clip, Nurie has taken her paddleboard and fucked off down the river!
Jill Can't believe she got that on video so she shrills then she shows Nurie, dam she didn't run for it.
04:27- the boys come into swap, D-rod awakes from his kit kat trance and asks them Who won? were you racing?? from the balcony LOL
04:59- The other kids are in the pool, the adult children are in charge, Jillybean and DAHVID are upstairs on a balcony away for the responsibilites of the kids they created. The pool looks tinier then the pictures showed. The younger rodlets have lifejackets on in the pool. Is this normal for americans? or are they lazy?
05:19- Nurthan/Sofia and Jill/Janessa/Shrek are Kayaking. The girl filming, I think Tessie is stting how fun the holiday house is.
She shows the other kids on a board and they tip. She pans around and shows the adults kayaking away and then the rest of the kids
running and jumping into the water. I wonder how many lifejackets they were provided or The Rods had to buy any. It seems the one filming doesn't participate. Poor Tessie
06:50 Tessie tells us once again, "We're having a FUN TIME" Then more photos show.
07:00- Late night swim with the girls, jills thrown coins at the bottom of the pool, for the girls to get, she's been getting them too to see who gets the most, we know Jill will make sure all are given back to her. She she'll win. The scene looks like a chaotic attempt at sycronised pool dancing, to be fair it would be so hard in life jackets. BUT it's so pretty here she says.
then another picture, video of the girls all jumping in and Jill complaining it's HOT, It might be because you wear, several layers of clothes and make up to be MAHDEST.
08:00- Jill and NURIE Shopping for the fam, Jill Notices one of her milks is leaking, Because it's laying DOWN on the bottom of the trolley. I wonder if Nurie paid... She continues filming and laughing not cleaning up the milk. Nurie is driving home. Jill is filming the WHOLE BACK SEAT filled. it's not. Not even close to full. She should come see my shop for just 3 kids! She then changes her stort that the trunk is full too. Still not enough food, She says they are staying a week and enjoying
eachother. AGAIN tell me they are having SO MUCH FUN already! More Pictures, her and Nurie havin ice cream, nurie posing with her belly
Obligitory picture of herself.
09:26- DROD is grilling enough food himself, 12 Sausages, 6 pork steaks,some chicken and some bacon. She says they are in charge of dinner tonight so they are grilling as David in the MASTERBATER sorry GRILLER! He's the Master griller! Jill is about wetting her pants with lust over the food , and probably David.
10:27 Game night, David beat Nurie and is proud, Jill says BABE you cheated he says he knows they are playing spoons, and he stole one oh davey boy there wasn't any food on it. I wonder if the prize was food!It's all the eldest kids, Renee caught him cheating bet she doesn't eat today.
11.16 Timmay throws a wooden spoon and tells sadie she was supposed to catch it they are baking i think, theres two sheets of cookies. Jill explain each couple
is in charge of dinner each night it's Timmay and the Lords turn, he even baked cookies. Such a good little housewife timmay I wonder if he is joyfully available too!
12:10 they are singing, then playing spoons.
13:11- Jill is bikeriding with renee no helmets and taking selfies.. Such Safety, Jesus must be helmets now guys!
MOre singing and pictures and videos.
14:09- each night the MEN lead devotions,I 'm not listening to the drivel.
Visual highlights include
-Davids Walmart Pants make an appearance here
- Timmy hides his boner from the lord under a cushion.
- Janessa sleeps on Nurie.
- Infact lots of blankets and pillows during devotions does god suck the heat of the room!?
More psalms, hymn and pictures showed. Mainly of the couples, Nurthan Jilly and Shrek, then family photos
28:33 They just ate at Whataburger, after trying to get the pictures David sits in the car flashing the lights
as he wants to go
29:18- Fishing! I get it now they are trying for a miracle with loaves and fishes
DRod is showing Jill how to bait the hook but she claims she can't watch suffering but then keeps filming. Kaylee doesn't
want to bait her hook the girl squeal when a shrimp jumps about lol it went right on jills foot. Hannah and Jill caught a fish.
they caught some fish and a crab. Yum! more pictures of them fishing.
34:40- End of photo montage!
34:41- Couples Date Night. They go to eat, David is pictured with a takehome container. How nice of the ladies to give him thier food as well! Few Cute pictures of Nurthan at the Arcade and then they go bowling, Nurie gets a Strike! she ignores her mothers shrill cheers and jumps along to high 5 Nathan. Nathan misses a spare. David stands up, he doesn't look as big from behind, the bowling balls are tiny, in general it's not just his shrek like hands. he gets one pin down. next ball is better.
Then it's Jills turn, I don't understand i think it's mini bowling.. In australia the balls are bigger and heavier (That's what she said) this looks small. Then nathan plays the basketball game, He does fairly well. i can't help but think how much the little kids would love this kind of Date.David is trying to beat Nathan score of 240. He does by 8. Jill is fawning all over her hunk of spunk. While i'm wishing she'd STFU.
37:07- Mini Golf What should be a really cute montage, with happy music, is a song almost putting me to sleep with boredom Urgh. Yada Yada Yada teh adults play golf..
39:26- Suddenly theres Janessa and Hannah and the rest of the rodlets playing in a Shark tunnel thing, I dunno if it's the next day or they tagged along but didn't get to do anything?
Nope it's day time, it must be the next day. Then they get icecream. it looks like they even have one each, must be thier lucky day Sherk makes a comments about him eating again, the little kids scoff the icecream and the big girls look so overbeing filmed. Cue little slideshow with more shitty music over it. Jill attempt at Artsy Photography is so funny.
41:40- Jillpm is watching the sunrise in the am, i thought it was going to be a lovely video of a sunrise but she had put over another shitty gospel song over it. I thought she was alone but she might have gotten one of the slaves to take her out on the boats. No she's on the pier and the boys are fully dressed in church clothes fishing. The sunrise was gorgeous so far my favorite part of the video. I muted it as i didn't like the music which made it even better.
43:24- They are on a golf cart, on the way to a coffee shop, the boys tagged along for a bit they took some photos. Then it was girls afternoon out, Yes pre dinner drinks, a mani pedi!, Nope Coffee and Gelato, She took Nurie and the 3 not nuries and sofia i think. she explained they took the golf cart so she the all wouldn't fit.so they are taking turns, even on holidays this is the story of thier lives. Jill is driving the golf cart and taking a selfies on a street? Is that even legal?
45:34 it transitions to dark and now Daveyboy is driving the golf buggy. then it changes several times, the buggy is travelling pretty fast!
47:23- Beach time. Jill once again starts with a selfie on the golf cart, and MORE pictures of them and thier beach adventures.
48:11- Janessa is feeding the birds, chips, Jill is filming because JANESSAHHH LURVES ANIMALSS. Baby talk to Janessa and then she pans to the rest playing in the sand, then all the kids swimming in the oceans and some have boogie boards. Which she again plays the worst music over, probably as this is close to the part where she gets accosted by someone on the beach. no not yet.
The kids are now sinking into the sand and are so amused by this, this is cute the giggles and smile are genuinely lovely.
52:11- Timmay "Missionary Pilot" Rod Tinder photo
52:12- Night time beach fun, and not the best kind, But it did involve crabs so theres that.
54:31- It's Parasailing time. It's gonna be so much fun! Jill, timothy, and renee. looks so fun! I could do without the parisian
music and the shots of what i am sure will be timmy's happy boy face, when he is a big boy. Now it's the girls turn. they looked like they had a ball, it was good to see them do something grown up. again Met with a picture dump and shit music
1:00.53- Back in the pool, Jill is staging a photo op with the little girls like she parents them all the time.
1:01:34- It thier last night in at the grifted house. The boys don't want to leave and are hanging out by the water and boating. The girls are sitting on the dock. When jill talks to all of them they put on the most annoying breathy, giggling voice. Argh i hate it Renee wanted a go of the boards and Jill giggles that she isn't even in her swim clothes. Which look exactly the same as her normal clothes. Renee said Fuck it and swam anyway.
1:02:56, Jill is telling me that it time for the end of the grift-cation, It's been amazing, a blessing and SO MUCH FUN! She looks like a fucking hot mess raccoon, You can't even see her eyes through the eyeliner and makeup.
1:03:53- Nathan takes over the vlog, they are wearing cowboy hats, trying them on, i doubt they brought them They are pretending to be cowboys, YEP. Timmay , Sam Sam and Gabey are behind him and timmy is jealous that nathan's hat looks better .Nathan comes back with that, that is because the person wearing it is better looking, and his voice has broken! He then jokes and says Nurie is asspost to say that. Nurie offers to take a pic but then he makes her jump in, she grabs a hat and joins in as well. I'm surprised in the middle of a pandamic this is allowed but i suppose that they'd do it any way
1:04:45- JILL is so excited they are going to the silo's Timmay also can't believe it. he's been watching thier shows. they go to the bakery,they order 2 summer boxes ( I tried to look this up to see how many cupcakes but as i'm not a US citizen I can't see anything)
Jill about pees her pants with excitement at the silos in general. Naturally she took this oppurtunity to do photos and More shitty music over it. David ordered French press coffee, As a coffee drinker it looks amazeballs. I'm frothing. they all even got a drink!
Good i'm glad they are eating. Nurthan as they are one entity, shared a cupcake and a drink. Timmay and Jesus shared also.
Jill then stands up in the restuarant and took a video of everyone! how rude! she also caught the satff doing a rubbish run through the front door. SURELY that's not the only exit! The staff must be used to this behaviour they simply wave and smile at her. She says she is about wetting her pants to go into magnolia home.
1:08:56 IN Magnolia home. Jill is beside herself. I think it's nothing particularly grand myself, I mean some pieces are okay, but i'm certainly not as excited as Jill. I think she'd like our KMART. And cue yet another montage, with videos of the boys cartwheeling on grass space, coz why not. It's doesn't take much to please these boys.
1:10:46- They've crashed a church, jill loves the doors. And the church, it's so pretty and so gorgeous. Nothing flash to me but whatever. Small minds. Another montage about the church, i feel singing coming on, Yep theres that footage. Who goes into a rando church and bursts into song..
1:13:53- Then she's back outside showing us additional seating for the cafe.... 7 mins to go and this torture is over. She shows the signage and the baseball field.
1:15.01- It's cornhole time! natuarally it's a competition and the girls have to watch, (i think jill should go to the car and flash the lights at them) and another montage, with shitty song. this is one of the longer montages Lasted over a minute.
1:17:38- Magnolia Market, jill is still raving about the smell and HOW BEWTIFULL it is here.
Now they are outside and one of the little kids looks like she is drinking from an actual water
fountian, They are all standing around it. Jill pans away and when she pans back they are just playing with it. It really is the small things that amuse this family.
1:19.11- Looks like it's good bye Nurthan and Timmay lots of hugs.
Jill asks NURTHAN if they'd had a good time, Nathan Nods, Nurie goes baby mode and
shriliggles back (This from now on is what i'm calling the voice the kids and jill put on, Shrill Giggles Voice = Shriliggles, You're welcome)
1:19:48- Homeward bound... Cool windmills, Shitty song again and an end card saying It's the end. thank fuck.
Send wine.
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